I most certainly did NOT bellow like a raging bull at my kids when the younger one caused me to drop and shatter a vase. That would be bad parenting, not to mention unladylike. I am first and foremost a lady.
I was NOT at a loss to get my daughter to clean up her toys. My consequences certainly were NOT completely ineffective. I am an outstanding parent and my children are the soul of obedience.
I did NOT use up all of my blogging time on Facebook and have to go digging through my drafts folder so I could use last week's list. I am an excellent time manager.
I was NOT so dumbfounded by my daughter's behavior that I called her father upstairs to handle it. My precious angel would NEVER bite a chunk out of her baby brother's arm. Over a crappy McDonald's toy. Impossible. I am the perfect SaHM and feed my children three balanced meals a day (with healthy snacks!) and would NEVER stoop to taking them to McDonald's.