Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I most certainly did NOT bellow like a raging bull at my kids when the younger one caused me to drop and shatter a vase. That would be bad parenting, not to mention unladylike. I am first and foremost a lady.

I was NOT at a loss to get my daughter to clean up her toys. My consequences certainly were NOT completely ineffective. I am an outstanding parent and my children are the soul of obedience.

I did NOT use up all of my blogging time on Facebook and have to go digging through my drafts folder so I could use last week's list. I am an excellent time manager.
I was NOT so dumbfounded by my daughter's behavior that I called her father upstairs to handle it. My precious angel would NEVER bite a chunk out of her baby brother's arm. Over a crappy McDonald's toy. Impossible. I am the perfect SaHM and feed my children three balanced meals a day (with healthy snacks!) and would NEVER stoop to taking them to McDonald's.


  1. Oh my, sounds like you didnt have a bad week!
    I too am an awesome time manager and NEVER spend hours and hours in blogger NOR do I ever spend hours obsessing over American Idol. No way, Im much better than that!

  2. Yikes!!! Those are quite the not me's. I am cringing over the bite! I do NOT call my husband up to do discipline backup either!


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