Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I am NOT in total blog withdrawal - both writing and reading. My travel schedule is totally reasonable and would NEVER involve two 200 mile round-trips in one weekend, thus keeping me away from my precious dependable computer.

I am NOT totally behind at The Button Box because of the aforementioned ridiculous travel schedule. So of course I did NOT become totally over-involved in Jamie's new blog layout and obsess over her header after I had made her new button.

My kids were NOT completely wild (can you say 'sugar rush"?) at a birthday party at Gatti Town, yesterday. I did NOT get completely soaked with sweat from trying to restrain corral them in the games area. So I definitely did NOT have to change my clothes (surfer-style) in the car.

I did NOT leave skid marks on Mom-in-law's driveway in my haste to pawn off the beasties leave the children with her and enjoy an afternoon with Chica and Chicklette. Chicklette is NOT growing like a weed and certainly did NOT make my uterus ache for another baby. My afternoon outing would NEVER have stretched into the evening and involved dinner without giant cartoon characters and a movie that wasn't animated. It was NOT the best day I have had in AGES!

I did NOT almost need a moment alone after my first trip to the Mother Ship (TARGET!) since before Christmas. I did NOT go to three more Targets looking for a third curtain to match the other two I bought.