I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner! The shampoo I use is making me fat! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:
"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."
No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads,
"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone . . . I'll be in the shower.
Bwaahaahaa!
ReplyDeleteApparently I have that exact same problem. Time to switch to Dawn.