Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not stay in my pajamas for two solid days, nor did I allow my daughter to do so. That would be lazy and slovenly and I am always perfectly put together.

I did not run out of gas at the gas station and find myself without my wallet. Everyone knows you fill up your car when you hit half full. And driving without a wallet is illegal. Impossible. So I totally did not have to call my husband at work to come bring me money in his squad car. And the cashier definitely did not think I was in trouble with the law. I am much too upstanding for that.

I did not get sucked into Facebook by my friend Mrs. B. I have much too much on my plate to waste time on something silly like that. I am all about responsible time management

I did not stay up until the wee hours working on an invitation only to re-design it this morning. My ideas are always inspired and never require revision

I did not ask my daughter to "please just stop talking" while I was working on her invitations this afternoon. That would be insensitive and
I am all about being a shining example for my children. So I certainly did not tell this same daughter that she couldn't help me with the invitations because it was a "mommy-job" (aka: I wanted them to be done "right") I am much too laid back for that and not at all OCD. And given all of this concern for quality control, you can bet I did not fool around on the internet and completely forget about the invites until it was too late to work on them. My time management and organization skills are much too finely honed to do anything like that.