Lifesavers

Here is a little funny courtesy of Chica:

A teacher was doing a study testing the sense of taste.  The children began to identify the flavors by their color: 

Red.....................Cherry 
Yellow................Lemon 
Green..................Lime 
Orange...............Orange 
 
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None Of the children could identify the taste. 
 
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father.' 
 
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and Yelled, 'Oh my God! They're butt-holes! 

The teacher had to leave the room!