Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with the usual basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"135," I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
*Yet another post courtesy of Mrs. B. What would I do without her?
That's cute! BTW who is Mrs B??
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Rae Ann, my hubby is an insurance broker and very security conscious too! I recently had to backtrack through all my old posts and give everyone nicknames, because I was so ignorant about things like that when I started blogging!
ReplyDeleteSuper cute blog! I'm so happy to follow, I'll be back for more soon:)
ReplyDeleteKristin
That is too funny lol! I've added you to my blog list and look forward to reading about your life as well :o)
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